I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
"if you’re a girl and you’re participating in no shave november… it’s gonna be no dick december. lol. haha" ah yes that’s what i am truly afraid of. not getting dick for a month. i will be sure to focus my choices around getting dick. that is what really matters in my life. intercourse and intercourse only. getting dick. i live for dick. i feel enlightened by your witty and intelligent remark, thank you, you brave and original soul
fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
Sam, Cas, and Dean walk past the Mirror of Erised and pause to look in.
Sam sees himself with Jess, both holding university diplomas, engagement rings on left hands.
Castiel sees his true form, towering high with majestic wings, protecting the world from evil.
Dean sees the reflection of himself, his brother, and his best friend.
He thinks it’s just a normal mirror.
go sit in the fucking corner