chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.
pussyp0ptart:

This is important ya’ll need to reblog it


byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

(via depressed-procrastinator)


holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

(via thymegatampon)


sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via greetings)


h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via spoof)


djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

image

*watches Netflix

(via thymegatampon)



empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

image

(via thymegatampon)


onlyjapan:

Japanese Chocolate, “Brightness of a planet.” 
☆Mercury, Flavor: Coconut mango.  ☆ Venus, Flavor: Cream lemon.  ☆ Earth, Flavor: Cacao.  ☆ Mars, Flavor: Praline orange.  ☆ Jupiter, Flavor: Vanilla.  ☆ Saturn, Flavor: Rum raisin.  ☆ Uranu, Flavor: Sweetened black tea with milk.  ☆ Neptune, Flavor: Cappuccino
゚・✿ヾ╲(。◕‿◕。)╱✿・゚

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via lucifers-official-blog)


growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

(via thymegatampon)